Why are we here?
staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. 

staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications. 

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

whereohwherearemywweicecreambars:

DAMN So lovely :’)

whereohwherearemywweicecreambars:

DAMN So lovely :’)

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
Goddammit. I wish people would make up their goddamn minds.
Why am I always treated like shit?

her-unsullied-essence:

No matter what I do.

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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

peruvian-diego:

me
im the one with the afroo

peruvian-diego:

me

im the one with the afroo

And this is why I don’t drink anymore.

Personal-

1. First Name: Jimmy

2. Middle Name: Shannon

3. Last Name:Hamilton

4. Astrological sign: Leo

5. Brothers? 1

6. Sisters? 2

7. Height: 5’11

8. Hometown: Simi Valley/Chicago 

9. Current state: California

10. Eye color: Blue

11. Relationship status:weird.

12. Bestfriend: Names are Joey, Chanel, Jackie, and Natalie (outside of them Adrien, Eric, Matt, a second Matt, and Fred. And another fred…)

13. Phone number: 9499222109

14. Skin color: White as shit.

15. What are you wearing right now? Jeans.

16. Are you wearing socks? No.

17. Mood right now: Irritated

18. Birthday: August 20, 1995.

19. Do you like someone? A few people

20. Are you in love? I don’t really know anymore.

21. Age? 16

22. Who did you last text? Princess.

23. Who did you last call? Princess.

24. What were you doing at this time yesterday? Probably nothing.

25. Last person you cried in front of: No idea. It’s been a long time.

26. Who was the last person you hugged? Jackie

27. Who was the last person you kissed? no idea.

28. Who was your first kiss with? Adrien.

29. Favorite rapper: myself.

30. Favorite movie: Serenity

31. Favorite show: Firefly.

32. Favorite song: A Minor Point-Catch 22

33. Favorite color: Green

34. Are you drinking anything right now? No.

35. Are you eating anything right now? Nope.

36. Are your legs crossed right now? Actually, yes. ._.

37. Is your hand on your face right now? No. I’m typing.

38. Do you have any piercings? Nope.

39. Have you passed out before? Yes.

40. Is your bellybutton an innie or outie? Innie.

41. Have you ever been in the opposite gender’s bathroom? Yes.

42. Do you ride rollercoasters? No, but i ride them anyways. Lulz.

43. Have you ever played in the rain? Yes.

44. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Several times.

45. Ever changed in the car? Yes.

School-

46. What school do you go to? CdM.

47. What grade are you in? 9th

48. Easiest class? English/Sociology

49. Funnest class? Study Skills (with the princess).

50. What day did school start? No idea.

51. What day does school get out? June somethig.

52. Do you go to dances? One or two.

53. Favorite teacher? IDK.

54. Do you like your school? Eh.

55. Are you in elementary, middle, or highschool? High School.

In the past 24 hours have you-

56. Had a serious talk? Yup.

57. Hugged someone? Princess.

58. Cried? Nope.

59. Laughed? Yes.

60. Been embarrassed? Yes.

61. Ate chocolate? No.

62. Missed someone? Eh.

63. Talked to someone you love? Yes.

64. Taken a shower? Yes.

65. Done something stupid? Yes.

66. Yelled at someone? Yes, but not out of anger. Just fucking around.

67. Had a staring contest with someone? No.

68. Been outside? Yes. 

Have you ever-

69. Ate an entire bag of oreos? Yes.

70. Gone skinny dipping? Yes.

71. Had a bubble bath? Hell yeah.

72. Played truth or dare? Yes.

73. Kissed someone? Yes.

74. Colored in a coloring book? Yes.

75. Played with barbies? I’ve done it to entertain my little cousins before.

76. Babysat a kid? Yes.

77. Fallen asleep in class? Fucking always.

78. Broken the law? Yes.

79. Been on a plane? Yes

80. Been on a boat? Yes.

81. Been on a train? Yes.

82. Are you a virgin? Nope.

83. Ate sushi? Yes.

84. Tp’d someones house? Yes.

85. Forked someone’s house? I don’t know what that means.

86. Stayed up all night? Yes.

87. Stayed up all night to talk to someone? Yes.

88. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room clean? Who hasn’t?

89. Walked around your house in your underwear? When I’m alone.

90. Dressed up in a costume at a public place? Yes.

91. Snuck out? Yes.

92. Slapped someone? Yes.

93. Had a crush on a teacher? Not crush, but boner, yes.

94. Gone mattress surfing? Nope. Sounds fun though.

95. Gotten nervous around someone you like? Yes.

96. Played truth or dare? DAFUQ.

97. Climbed a tree? Yes.

98. Hopped a fence? Yes.

99. Rapped a song? Yes.

100. Played MW3? dafuq kinda question is that.

Random-

101. Are you good at flirting? I’d like to think so.

102. What size bed do you have? California King.

103. Are you flexible? Somewhat

104. Do you like to keep your room clean? Yup.

105. What is your favorite perfume? Niggasweat.

106. What is your motto? “Fuck off, it’s my decision”-Me.

107. Do you have braces? Nope.

108. What namebrand do you wear most? Whatever the fuck I want. I don’t give a shit about what I wear.

109. What do you want to be when you get older? I wanna be a writer, and go in the military.

110. Do you like to give hugs? YES

111. Do you like to walk in the rain? Depends.

112. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without, mostly

113. What time do you get up? 6:30 on school days.

114. What time do you go to bed? 2 30 when I actually do.

115. Do you sleep on your tummy, back, or side? Side.

116. Do you watch tv before you go to bed? I usually fall asleep watching TV.

117. What color are the sheets of your bed? Dark Blue.

118. What did you eat for dinner? Hotdog

119. What time is it right now? 8:07

120. What day of the week is it? Tuesday.

121. Have you ever had a nosebleed? I had that 20 fucking minute long one last monday. Shit was scary as fuck.

123. Have you ever been on a road trip? Yep!

124. What were you doing 3 hours ago? Grabbing a smoke, or writing. Maybe both.

This or that-

125. Rain or wind: Wind

126. Summer or winter: Winter.

127: Coke or pepsi: Pepsi.

128. Kissing or hugging: I get more hugs, so…

129. Nike or adidas: Nike.

130. Drake or Lil Wayne: Bonercunts pls. they both suck ass.

131. Essays or poems: Poems.

132. Herbivore or carnivore: Carnivore.

133. Pizza hut or dominoes: Dominoes… but really Z Pizza.

134. Pancakes or waffles: Pancakes.

135. Rap or country: Bonercunts pls. Rap.

136. Half full or half empty: I drank it all.

137. Santa or Easter Bunny: Santa.

138. Hamburgers or cheeseburgers: Cheeseburgers

139. Youtube or google: Youtube, motherfucker.

140. Laughing or crying: Laughing.

141. Sunday’s or Monday’s: Sundays.

142. Shower or bath? Shower.

143. Long or short hair: Shortish.

144. Chocolate or vanilla: Ice cream? Vanilla.

145. Snickers or Twix: Twix.

146. Fingers or toes: IDK.

147. Chips or popcorn: Popcorn.

148. Cake or ice cream: Ice Cream.

149. Spring or Fall: Fall.

150. Popsicle or fudgesicle: Popsicle.

151. McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonald’s

152. Xbox or playstation: Playstation.

153. Text or call: Either.

154. Tea or coffee: Depends on the type, mostly tea though.

155. Phone call or in person: In person.

156. Lucky Charms or Fruity Pebbles: Lucky Charms… though I’m a pretty fruity pebble :P XD

157. Cereal or soup: Soup.

158. Love or money: I love money. 

159. Salt or pepper: Pepper.

160. Chinese or italian food: Chinese.

What was the last thing you-

161. Said: Love you, Later.

162. Ate: Hot Dog

163. Drank: Pepsi

164. Talked to: Princess.

165. Texted: Joey

166. Listened to: No Handlebars

167. Smiled at: You guys.

168. Laughed at: You guys.

169: Thought about: You guys.

170: Read: Fanfiction

This year have you-

171. Met someone who changed you? Yes, I have.

172. Found out who your true friends are: I really have.

173. Made new friends: Yes!

174. Gone swimming? I just did.

175. Gone tanning? Yup.

176. Been disappointed? Yes.

This shit took forever. Read it.